Elaine Experience | QuestionPro

Please rate the following characteristics of Elaine on a scale from 1 to 5, where 1 means poor loving and 5 means excellent loving. If you have not dealt with Elaine, please select 6.

	1 Sucks	2 shrug	3 Hey there...	4 Woah Nelly!	5 OH MY F***ING GOD!!!!	6 N/A
Sexiness

Compassion

Dishwashing ability

Kegel muscles

Bike cleanliness maintenence

Experience Background

Which patented Elaine product did you experience?

How did the product's level of awesomeness compare to your expectations?

Why was the Elaine obtained?

Obtained for self pleasure

Obtained by someone else at my request

It just showed up- I didn't know what to do with it.

It smiled at me. Ooh. Sexy.

I am a dirty old man.

Other

Obtaining Experience

Where did you obtain Elaine?

In a bike shop

I have obtained Elaine? Someone wake me up.

Obtain Elaine...hey, that rhymes!

Other

Will you please give a brief description of any particular reason (or reasons)
why you choose to obtain Elaine at this location (instead of elsewhere)?

How many times have you experienced outstanding Elaineness before?
(Enter 0 if you have not experienced outstanding Elaineness before.)

Did you enjoy the obtaining process?
Was it titilating and filled with warm fuzzies?

Would you obtain another fiancee through the same means?

If you choose 'No' or 'Maybe' for the previous question, will you please
state any particular reason (or reasons)for your choice?

Pricing & Product Value

How much did you pay for your Elaine (excluding tax)?

Did you use any coupons or receive a discount of any kind?

Do you wish she would have grabbed your ass?

Would you like a coupon so she can grab your ass in the future?

Yes

How would you rate the overall value of Elaine?

1 - what is this crap?

2- She's a little wacked but I can take it.

3- a las 7:35 de la manana

4- better than a century

5- as priceless as the life I will spend with her

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